I was going to do this on monday, but I was busy travelling through time.
Also it’s missing friday (which is still lost in time).
Now behold these wonders no longer confined to the time stream.
A man! Pointing! Also he may have a weapon, which is irrelevant as the emphasis is clearly on the pointing!
It’s a plane! It’s a bird! Wait no! What!
Fat gator thing with long snout! Fat gator thing with long snout! FGTWLS!
Goggles! It is believed that zey do nothing, BUT I DISAGREE!
Bread is dangerous! Long knives make bread safe!
Steak is even more dangerous! It is vital to use long range forks!
And we’re done!
Exclamation marks are pretty intense!
I can’t bring myself to use more than one though! It feels sick and perverted to use multiple exclamation marks! I hear it’s also one of the leading causes of cervical cancer! So don’t do it! Unless you’re a man I guess, because I don’t think men can get cervical cancer! What with not having a cervix and all! I suppose you could find some sort of science genius to graft one then get cancer on it, but that seems very convoluted!